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A lifetime spent trying to be a sailor.
Up The Creek charts Tony James' unintentional voyage from his father's braod-bean bed, in land-locked Derbyshire, to a marina in Somerset via the Caribbean, the Persian Gulf and the bottom of a swimming pool in Ottery St Mary.
On the way Tony gathers a motley crew of unforgettable eccentrics and maritime misfits, brought to hilarious life by his acute observation of the ridiculous and by his wry acceptance that whatever happens at sea, things can only get worse. The funniest and most original sailing book for years.
'Waves of humour in a sea of sailing experiences ... will delight sailors and landlubbers alike. Hugely entertaining' Don Sutherland Royal Yachting Association, International Sailing Federation Judge.
'Laugh-out-loud funny ... unlike any other sailing memoir ... destined to become a classic' Stephen Swann Editor, Traditional Boats and Tall Ships.
Code: 587
UK Postage & Packing Charges
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Orders placed before 3pm will be dispatched the same day, orders after that time will be sent the next working day (excluding Saturdays), subject to the item being in stock.
Delivery on all Admiralty charts is £3.10.
Mainland & Northern Ireland UK Delivery Rates
| Delivery Option | Delivery Time | Signed For | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (0-500g) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £4.50 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (500g-1kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £4.50 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (1kg-1.25kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £4.50 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (1.25kg-1.5kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £4.60 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (1.5kg-1.75kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £4.90 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (1.75kg-2kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £5.21 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (2kg-3kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £5.83 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (3kg-5kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £9.13 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (5kg-8kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £11.51 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (8kg-10kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £15.90 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (10kg-12kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £18.83 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (12kg-14kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £21.76 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (14kg-16kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £24.68 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (16kg-18kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £27.61 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (18kg-20kg) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £30.54 |
| Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (20kg+) | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | £33.47 |
| Next Working Day (0-1kg) (Order before midday) | 1 - 2 Working Days | Yes | £10.00 |
| Next Working Day (1kg-2kg) (Order before midday) | 1 - 2 Working Days | Yes | £12.18 |
| Next Working Day (2kg-10kg) (Order before midday) | 1 - 2 Working Days | Yes | £29.52 |
| All Standard Orders Over £100 | 2 - 3 Working Days | Yes | FREE |
| Next Day (Saturday) (Order before midday) | Next Day | Yes | £20 |
International Orders
Our international orders are sent using Royal Mail's Airmail service.
Delivery is calculated based on the weight of your order and is displayed in your cart prior to purchase.
All taxes and duties incurred once the shipment has reached the destination country are the responsibility of the customer.
If delivery options are not available for your country, please get in touch with us directly for a quote.
| Delivery Option | Delivery Time | Signed For | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| International Tracked & Signed (0-500g) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £23.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (500g-1kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £28.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (1kg-1.25kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £30.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (1.25kg-1.5kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £34.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (1.5kg-1.75kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £36.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (1.75kg-2kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £39.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (2kg-3kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £50.00 |
| International Tracked & Signed (3kg-5kg) | 3 - 7 Working Days | Yes | £72.00 |
The Sea Chest are happy to offer a full refund for goods returned in saleable condition, providing we are notified within 14 days of receipt. This policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Printed On Demand Admiralty Charts Returns Policy
As all of our Admiralty Charts are now Printed On Demand (the latest edition of charts when you order them), we can no longer refund the full cost of your order if you wish to return it. We will refund 40% of your order total in order to cover our costs.
To that effect, please make sure that you are happy with the coverage area of your chart prior to buying. If you have any questions before purchasing, please don't hesitate to contact us.
