Up The Creek

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A lifetime spent trying to be a sailor.

Up The Creek charts Tony James' unintentional voyage from his father's braod-bean bed, in land-locked Derbyshire, to a marina in Somerset via the Caribbean, the Persian Gulf and the bottom of a swimming pool in Ottery St Mary.

On the way Tony gathers a motley crew of unforgettable eccentrics and maritime misfits, brought to hilarious life by his acute observation of the ridiculous and by his wry acceptance that whatever happens at sea, things can only get worse. The funniest and most original sailing book for years.

'Waves of humour in a sea of sailing experiences ... will delight sailors and landlubbers alike. Hugely entertaining' Don Sutherland Royal Yachting Association, International Sailing Federation Judge.

'Laugh-out-loud funny ... unlike any other sailing memoir ... destined to become a classic' Stephen Swann Editor, Traditional Boats and Tall Ships.

Code: 587

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Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (5kg-8kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £11.51
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (8kg-10kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £15.90
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (10kg-12kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £18.83
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (12kg-14kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £21.76
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (14kg-16kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £24.68
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (16kg-18kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £27.61
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (18kg-20kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £30.54
Royal Mail 48 UK & N.Ireland (20kg+) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £33.47
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Royal Mail Special Delivery - Guaranteed by 1300 next day (500g-1kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £10.02
Royal Mail Special Delivery - Guaranteed by 1300 next day (1kg-2kg) 2 - 3 Working Days Yes £12.18
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